Introducing
Nic-a-tampon, the smoking cessation product made
just for women. Nic-a-tampon lets you stop
smoking conveniently and discreetly. Just insert a 25 mg tampon
in the morning and remove it at bedtime. Your cravings for nicotine
will be reduced, helping you break the physical habit of smoking.
Studies
have shown that Nic-a-tampon is more effective in
helping women quit smoking than by transdermal systems. The
moisture and warmth of the vagina helps transmit nicotine through
a woman's body faster than nicotine patches and gums.
Nic-a-tampon,
when used as directed, prevents unnecessary weight gain, a common
occurrence in women who successfully quit smoking. Most
women have reported that just seeing their Nic-a-tampon at
the end of a day decreases their appetite by 80%, especially during
the menstrual cycle.
Also,
women reduce their risk of smoking relapse when using Nic-a-tampon.
Ima Loesser of East Hogpen, Kansas wrote, "I was in a traffic
jam and really wanted a cigarette. When I used the patch, I
was able to just rip it off and light up. But when I used Nic-a-tampon,
I simply couldn't remove the tampon on a four-lane highway without
being arrested for indecent exposure. It was the added incentive
I needed to stay quit."
For
women who crave the actual lighting and handling of cigarettes, Nic-a-tampon
can be substituted for use in hands and mouth. Nic-a-tampon
looks and feels like a real cigarette* so you hardly know
you're missing anything!
Ask
YOUR gynecologist about NIC-A-TAMPON. Available only by prescription.
- More
effective than transdermal systems or nicotine gum.
- Convenient,
discreet and comfortable.
- Reduced
risk of weight gain.
- Reduced
risk of relapse
- Available
in regular or menthol
Try
Nic-a-tampon today. You're just one vaginal
insert away from a smoke-free life!
Coming
soon -- Nic-a-douche, a great new way to cleanse yourself of the nicotine
habit!
Use
only as directed. May increase the risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome
(TSS). Consult your doctor before using this product. Adverse
effects reported include dizziness, irritability, foul vaginal odors
and/or discharge, yeast infections, vaginal itching and irritation,
and being dumped by your boyfriend because you have become so skanky.
The Nic-a-tampon Company takes no responsibility for negative effects
on a patient's sex life...as a matter of fact, you're probably better
off smoking anyway, so just forget the whole thing.
*Actual
size of Nic-a-tampon is that of a typical cigar.
